APH: Lost in the Woods

Nyo!Italy: Wow, it's such a nice day outside! The sun is shining, the birds are singing... Veh!
Russia: Yeah, it feels great!
Nyo!Italy: Remind me again why you two are here?
Russia: Chance.
Belarus: Relentless stalking. (*shrugs and clings to Russia's arm*)
Nyo!Italy: Well, without more stalling, let's do this!
(They all run offscreen, excited. Someone holds up a cardboard sign that says "2 hours later...")
Russia: Well, it looks like we're done.
Nyo!Italy: Didn't we start here before? And where's the parking lot?
Belarus: I have the distinct feeling we just went in a total circle.
Russia: Well, let's set up camp for the night, da?
Belarus: I'll make the campfire! I keep matches in my pockets.
(Russia and Nyo!Italy look very creeped out)
SCENE 2: Belarus, Nyo!Italy, and Russia are sitting around a construction-paper campfire. Nyo!Italy is trying to sing the Campfire-Song-Song, but Russia keeps interrupting her.
Nyo!Italy: (*singing*) Let's gather round the--
Russia: (*singing*) Arsonistic~
Nyo!Italy: I can't sing the Campfire-Song-Song if you keep interrupting me.
Russia: If you don't like my additions, then don't sing it, da?
Belarus:  Niiiiiiisaaaaaaaaan...
Russia: What is it, Bela?
Belarus: Wouldn't this be a great spot for a proposal?
Russia: No. Leave me alone.
Nyo!Italy: Let's just go to sleep.
Belarus: Next to Niisan?
Russia: NO.
Scene 3: The next morning. Nyo!Italy, Russia, and Belarus are waking up.
Russia: (*yawning*) I just had the most amazing dream about vodka...
Nyo!Italy: That's it. There's no other explanation. A FOREST SPIRIT IS DOING ALL THIS! I ACCIDENTALLY DROP ONE COFFEE CAN, I PICK IT UP, AND THIS IS WHAT I GET! AWWWWWWW NOOOOOOOOO...
Belarus: Or maybe you're just delusional.
Russia: Look there's rustling in the bushes!
(Nyo!Italy runs, excited, over to the bush)
Nyo!Italy: WE'RE SAVED! SAVED, I SAY!
Russia: Or maybe we just found Antonio. Hi, Antonio! (*waves*)
(Screen shows shot of Spain. Nyo!Italy wails and falls to the ground, twitching.)
(For End Credits, show all 4 singing the Campfire-Song-Song.)
THE END